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GirlYouNasty

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 722
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

#19436795
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (3502)

On 04/09/2012 at 2:18pm - love - by missclitter - United States

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

#19411033
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20884) - you deserved it (11952)

On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention the details of lion mating patterns he'd once witnessed. After a lengthy description of the lion's barbed penis, he said, "It also made me feel better about myself that I could last longer than a lion." FML

#19410282
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22775) - you deserved it (2265)

On 04/05/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Lionman (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

#19406343
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7678) - you deserved it (35855)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22146) - you deserved it (9317)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

#19344885
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21245) - you deserved it (3823)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29503) - you deserved it (3197)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

#19341181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18388) - you deserved it (2245)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7468) - you deserved it (24507)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I realised that I've been working in an all-male environment for too long when my supervisor walked into the canteen visibly scratching his balls, and this seemed like a completely normal occurrence. FML

#19319680
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18311) - you deserved it (2377)

On 03/21/2012 at 9:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML

#19293658
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20187) - you deserved it (3752)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

#19293540
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20521) - you deserved it (6918)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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