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Gigantomat

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Gigantomat

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 June 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 621
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28936) - you deserved it (3023)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

#18062520
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45281) - you deserved it (2663)

On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML

#17964342
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30381) - you deserved it (2820)

On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML

#17962463
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28584) - you deserved it (3091)

On 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by dinosaucer - United States (Delaware)

Today, I realized that the redneck, hick, abusive family that my co-workers always joke about is my family. FML

#17958563
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24045) - you deserved it (3398)

On 10/11/2011 at 7:52am - work - by anon - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

#17957151
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21803) - you deserved it (1959)

On 10/11/2011 at 12:52am - misc - by nodad - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

#17954920
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25956) - you deserved it (5855)

On 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm - health - by maniac11 - United States (Texas)

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

#17954133
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26120) - you deserved it (2602)

On 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by octoberrain - United States (Ohio)

Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML

#17954087
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22823) - you deserved it (2626)

On 10/10/2011 at 7:11pm - love - by crapedup - United States (Alabama)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34480) - you deserved it (24600)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he came running in saying "Mummy my plum is wet", I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said "No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty". I feel ill. FML

#17606704
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30588) - you deserved it (8689)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

#17538243
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12432) - you deserved it (41609)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by RohnAbheek - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

#17521930
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27995) - you deserved it (5139)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:36pm - love - by Jace - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML

#17521607
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46474) - you deserved it (3985)

On 08/19/2011 at 5:57pm - intimacy - by jimmy - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15524) - you deserved it (26135)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)



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