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Genociiide
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 208
  • Number of comments : 38
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About Genociiide : "This is why we can't have nice thing's."

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Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47686) - you deserved it (4224)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

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