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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 November 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML


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On 08/08/2013 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML


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