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Today, I got back to work. Last week, my divorce was finalized and my last name is, once again, my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher, all my students will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be reminded every day that my marriage failed until everyone memorizes my maiden name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26251) - you deserved it (3880)

On 09/05/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by divorcee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw a text message on my husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separated, followed by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separated in the first place. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41316) - you deserved it (2461)

On 06/04/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37706) - you deserved it (2913)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML


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On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a text message from my wife who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends: "Have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you tomorrow morning." His? FML


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On 01/30/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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