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GarnetNGold
  • Town/Country : Forest Hill, Maryland, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 February 1993 (18 years)
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Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865 (454)

I agree, your life sucks (51850) - you deserved it (26221)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481 (435)

I agree, your life sucks (22251) - you deserved it (97759)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (529)

I agree, your life sucks (141745) - you deserved it (53045)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)