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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6174
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Gaga_is_God6969 : My name is Nyx. I'm gay and no man could ever 'fix' that. My girlfriend is the second most amazing person in the world...after my mother. I spend most of my time browsing memes, watching horror films and Adventure Time, listening to music (everything from Gaga to Metallica to Fleetwood Mac) and playing video games.
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Today... I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To mah ex-grlfriend...ho said no and promptly started sleeping with one of mah friends. FML

#18940800
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32852) - you deserved it (2708)

On 01/29/2012 at 4:55am - love - by brokeandsingle - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes 4 my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids cummed to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33494) - you deserved it (3582)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on mah knees and be your dog." FML

#18886717
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9301) - you deserved it (30772)

On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

yesterday I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on work computer while I went to the bathroom, because boss updated status to "Unemployed." mega FML

#18765651
233 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33325) - you deserved it (9208)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with mah boyfriend. Now fir the next four months he's going to remember our last looool time as the onehere I fartd and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15330) - you deserved it (27775)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly... so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay an explained... "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

TODAY , I MADE A FAKE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT FIR A GIRL , AND THEN SET MAH RELATIONSHIP STATUS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE FAKE PERSON WAS MAH GIRLFRIEND . SOMEONE FOUND OUT AND HACKED THE FAKE ACCOUNT . MY FAKE GIRLFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME OVER FACEBOOK . FML

#18547813
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9905) - you deserved it (58814)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAYHAT IT SOUNDS LYKHEN U TAKE THE FIRST LETTER OF MAH FIRST NAME, A, AND PUTTED IT WITH MAH LAST NAME, HOLE . FML

#18533442
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On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today , I told my boyfriend I lovd him fir the first time!! His response was to smile and pat me on the head!! FML

#18533113
97 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

TODAY, AT THA MICROBIOLOGY LAB, I DISCOVARAD THAT THA GUYHO TOOK THA SHIFT BAFORA MA DIDN'T STARILIZA THA WORK SPACA VARY WALL. I AM NOW BLOWING CHUNKS FROM BOTH ANDS FROM A VARY NASTY STRAIN OF E. COLI. MY COMPANY BLAMAS MA. FML

#18502844
121 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 12:33pm - work - by microtech - United States (New York)

today I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appear that mah friend have alway thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along'hen I talked about guys. FML

#18466440
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33205) - you deserved it (2912)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, mah family took me to a steak house . I went 4 an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table . They ordered dessert, an left me the bill . I'm a vegetarian, an it's mah birthday . FML

#18446136
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33145) - you deserved it (4199)

On 12/06/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States (New York)

my house was broken into!! How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch!! She also left a note on the door saying so!! He stole all of my guitars!! real FML

#18404759
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31708) - you deserved it (2341)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm - misc - by Aaron -

Today, mah boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30694) - you deserved it (3252)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)



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