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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4466
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Gaga_is_God6969 : My name is Nyx. I'm gay and no man could ever 'fix' that. My girlfriend is the second most amazing person in the world...after my mother. I spend most of my time browsing memes, watching horror films and Adventure Time, listening to music (everything from Gaga to Metallica to Fleetwood Mac) and playing video games.
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Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

#9514
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63657) - you deserved it (24380)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Foxy (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20033) - you deserved it (34112)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML

#6280
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70475) - you deserved it (3367)

On 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm - love - by nolongerengaged (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9623) - you deserved it (45147)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was offered a job. It only took me a year and 17 interviews to get an offer, and I have a PhD. FML

#3922
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26787) - you deserved it (2821)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:37am - work - by RogerReady - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (3362)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23762) - you deserved it (2596)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

#2792
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40086) - you deserved it (8043)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

#2383
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20725) - you deserved it (9725)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9406) - you deserved it (31216)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7250) - you deserved it (114140)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

#329
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27511) - you deserved it (18836)

On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version



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