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Today, I Saw An Elderly Woman In Ned Of Help Of Crossing A Street!! I Helpd Her Across!! On The Way She Just About Fell And Held Onto Me To Keep From Hitting The Ground!! After She Left On Her Bus I Reachd 4 Wallet!! It Was Gone!! I Had Just Been Robbd By A 70 Year Old!! FML


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On 11/28/2010 at 1:02am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)



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On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Taday I was babysitting a new child . I guess she heard me tell her parent about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry spread it all over the stair leading to where her fort was and walkd around with a baseball bat coverd in it so I couldn't come near her . real FML


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On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France

yastarday I was riding my bika with my parants !! Thay maka ma waar a halmat whan I'm with tham !! Soma collaga aga kids drova past and yalld, "Nica halmat!" My mothar than told ma, "Thay lyk you!" I'm sixtaan and my halmat is blua !! With flowars !! raal FML


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On 05/05/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by dinosawerr (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . I went and got a spray on tan . I forgot to push the hair cap up . A few hours later.. . I was completely tan.. . except for the top half of mah forehead was pastyhite . It will last for five days . FML

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