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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48801) - you deserved it (7755)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday, I went out in a storm to collect mah wheelie bin, which had flown down the street . On the way back to mah house, I realisd mah door had slammd shut an lockd behind me . That's okay though, a trampoline decidd to smash mah window an looool let me in . FML

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. fat FML

#18442495
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10619) - you deserved it (70038)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. fat FML

#18442495
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10619) - you deserved it (70038)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss . Turns out, the medicine he gave me for mah head has memory loss as a side effect . He then said "I told you . Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled . FML

#18424721
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (2514)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

yastarday our school startad an anti-bullying policy , and wa watchad a vidao about bullying. Aftar tha vidao , I told a taachar about a bullying casa going on that I know about. His rasponsa? "Tall somaonaho caras" as ha walkad away chuckling. fat FML

#18400111
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33695) - you deserved it (4070)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR PLAYING WITH MY CAT. I WAS HOLDING HER IN THE AIR,HEN MY SISTER TRIPPD OVER THE TV CORD AN UNPLUGGD THE CABLE. THE TV MADE A LOUD FUZZY SOUND, I GOT SCARD AN THREW MY CAT IN THE AIR. I GOT SCRATCHD IN THE FACE BY A FALLING CAT. FML

#18384593
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15030) - you deserved it (23120)

On 11/29/2011 at 11:15am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Jogging Around The Nieghborhood When I Went Past A Bar . There Were Lots Of Drunk Men Outside Telling Me To Come Over So They Could Give Me The Night Of Mah Life . One Of Those Men Was Mah Grandpa . FML

#18329245
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44217) - you deserved it (3059)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , after years of torment and relentless arassment , I finally built up te courage to stand up to a bully !! I got a detention 4 swearing at im !! FML

#18310525
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35207) - you deserved it (2917)

On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday... I gave looool mah boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook statu as "When your grlfriend finally shuts up 4 once". FML

#18287242
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16072) - you deserved it (41532)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

TODAY, MAH MOM CALLD ME CRAZY AN TOLD ME SHE WANTD TO PUT ME IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL . SHE DID THIS AFTER REPEATEDLY HITTING ME WITH A SHOE . WHY? BECAUSE I FORGOT TO PUT THE CAP BACK ON THE TOOTHPASTE . FAT FML

#18253944
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33842) - you deserved it (3298)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, my date threw a fit, burst into tears, and made a huge scene in the middle of a crowded restaurant, all because I offered to pay.

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. fat FML

#18127169
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34140) - you deserved it (6752)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I turnd in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accusd me of plagiarism... writing that mah sentence structure was ( TO ) good. Seriously? FML

#18119295
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31523) - you deserved it (3890)

On 10/31/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I looool got out of mah car and went to get her insurance details only 4 her mother to get out and up in mah face screaming at me to "Get back in yur fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

#18091969
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13421) - you deserved it (33403)

On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)



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