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Grgoldfish's favorite FMLs

Today, I got into a fight with my mother. Her idea of a birthday present to me is buying me a husband. Yes, buying. She told an asshat she found online about my trust fund, and now they're both trying to put together "the wedding of the millennium". She still doesn't understand why I'm mad. FML

By mn_shr / Saturday 26 October 2013 01:25 / Qatar - Doha

Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

By jesus christ, dad - / Friday 6 September 2013 16:48 / United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 11 September 2013 13:29 / United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML

By JacksWag4 - / Friday 16 August 2013 22:21 / United States - Romulus

Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella wrap. She asked for no cheese or veggies, just the Portabellas. After she got the sandwich and ate half of it, she sent it back saying she didn't know it had mushrooms in it. FML

By anonymous / Friday 16 August 2013 14:05 / United States - Grandville