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Today, my boyfriend said e was in love wit my best friend instead of me. I wouldn't be so upset if it wasn't te tird boyfriend in a row tis appened wit. mega FML

#20997702
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51930) - you deserved it (4491)

On 12/19/2013 at 1:13am - love - by hot_friend (woman) - United States

Today, I Learnd That When Your Mom Threatens To Embarrass U By Singing In Public, The Wrong Response Is, "Yeah? I Dare You." FML

Today, mah fifteen year old son decidd to tell his little five year old sister that Santa isn't real!! She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie"!! FML

#20983553
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42726) - you deserved it (6415)

On 12/07/2013 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

2day mah friend's dog got hit by a car. I was the only one not in shock, and had to drag the poor thing off the road, then comfort a hysterical friend while the driver verbally abusd us and demandd we pay fir the repair to his car. FML

Today , mah wicked mother has been with us fir a week. She's already thrown away mah daughter's favorite toy , broke mah computer , scratched mah oak table , stained mah most expensive shrt , peed in our bed , an called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying fir three months. FML

I found out that mah dad paid fir mah sister's friend's arplane ticket so she could attend mah sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the arplane ticket. FML

#20978054
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51377) - you deserved it (3258)

On 12/02/2013 at 8:28am - money - by Akestarr - United States (Indiana)

Taday aftar baing convincad tat cat ad worms dua to aating so muc food and still looking raally skinny, I found out tat naigbor sacratly lats is dog in troug pat door wila I'm at work. FML

#20977142
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38476) - you deserved it (2512)

On 12/01/2013 at 3:27pm - animals - by HereKittyKitty (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I was proud when I startd a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
100 comments

Today, ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognizd me from our New Year's party last year . She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain 4 breaking her son's heret . FML

#20971434
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48098) - you deserved it (11770)

On 11/26/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Amanda (woman) - United States

yesterday I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believd him. FML

#20971159
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42993) - you deserved it (2972)

On 11/26/2013 at 8:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

today I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered 4 being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress!! She was still an infant when he died!! FML

#20968220
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43382) - you deserved it (2927)

On 11/23/2013 at 6:45pm - misc - by fs (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was playing monopoly with mah boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankruptd mah boyfriend, he turnd to me and said, "I fuckd your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turnd to the best friend in question, she lookd at the board and said, "I'd like to buy looool a house please." FML

#20967834
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59742) - you deserved it (4319)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML

#20965644
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56012) - you deserved it (12511)

On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

TODAY WHILE WORKING AT MCDONALD'S AN ANGRY CUSTOMER CALLD ASKING FIR HIS MONEY BACK. APPARENTLY WE'D PUT 6 CHEESEBURGERS IN HIS BAG INSTEAD OF 5 HE ATE THEM ALL AN NOW FEELS SICK. FML



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