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About GDI : 21 --
IT Manager: US operations (yeah, that's right - at 21. You're all jealous....)
Stevens Institute of Tech student - junior
Nickname's GQ at the clubs - I visit Webster Hall frequently
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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 8:10am - love - by JCruz411 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 12:09am - love - by mysterygurll1234567 (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 7:05pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 4 years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me and then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 12:36am - love - by youmakemesick - United States (New Jersey)
Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 1:42pm - misc - by tampondealer (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I found out that the new receptionist earns more than I do. I'm an undergraduate accountant and I've been working there for 2 years. Oh and I started out as the receptionist before I got a "promotion". FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 4:44am - work - by hatemyjob - Australia (Victoria)
Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 11:32am - misc - by omgwtf (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 2:10pm - health - by Few_Absolutes (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 12:39am - love - by NotAParabola (woman) - United States (Oregon)
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