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Today, I was prescribed anti-anxiety medication due to the high level of stress that I experience at my job. Unfortunately, I cannot afford the medication because I do not make enough money at said job. FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 11:26pm - money - by Username -
Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 2:13pm - money - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 6:15am - love - by lonely (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 5:29am - love - by terrible person -
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 1:35pm - love - by gRRRrr (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 1:35pm - love - by gRRRrr (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 1:35pm - love - by gRRRrr (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML
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On 03/29/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 1:26am - love - by Username - United States (California)
Today, I decided to have dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
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On 03/26/2011 at 9:19pm - love - by marie12 (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)
Today, I laid in bed all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties, neither of which I was invited to. FML
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On 03/26/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by mylifesucks -
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