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G97Alex

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 30385
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About G97Alex : I like waffles.
I'm Mexican, and I'm also part Spanish, German and Austrian. I'm agnostic as well.

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Visits<b>refticon</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 11:33am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 7:46am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 1:31pm<b>VivaLaColdplay</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 1:05am<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 9:29pm<b>pizzaturless</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:43pm<b>PSYqualiac</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 12:33am<b>patriot7</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 12:31pm<b>RawrImaDragon</b> - the 08/20/2013 at 1:20pm<b>xALEXx</b> - the 05/04/2013 at 12:10am<b>nightflyer99</b> - the 04/29/2013 at 6:44pm<b>not_a_robot</b> - the 03/25/2013 at 7:57pm<b>karlcolt45</b> - the 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm<b>CloudEnvy</b> - the 03/25/2013 at 2:21pm<b>hippo1234</b> - the 03/24/2013 at 8:53pm<b>Supergirl1988</b> - the 03/24/2013 at 7:24pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 09/08/2012 at 1:38am<b>youtubetre</b> - the 05/19/2012 at 5:41am

Fucked!<b>refticon</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 4:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 1:46pm

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G97Alex's favorite FMLs

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents woke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 2:29am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

by Embarrassed Swimmer / 12/11/2011 at 2:23am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 1:42am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

by nakedness / 12/10/2011 at 8:35pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were talking about childhood memories. He told me about a girl he made fun of in middle school. That was me. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States / Love

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

by Joe / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

by Joe / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his room-mate finding out I'd spent the night. FML

by FML / 12/10/2011 at 6:56pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML

by Maggie / 12/10/2011 at 11:45am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

by Anonymousss95 / 12/10/2011 at 7:03am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

by godhatesme / 12/10/2011 at 3:45am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I had to jump into my car while it was still moving. Apparently, just because you put it in park and turn it off, doesn't mean it won't take off towards a ditch without warning. FML

by CassieMarieee / 12/10/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML

by queenlatifa101bebe / 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous