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Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found out that my father died a little over a year ago. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I don't care or the fact that in his will all he wanted was me not to attend his funeral. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 10:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 8:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents woke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by Embarrassed Swimmer (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by nakedness (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were talking about childhood memories. He told me about a girl he made fun of in middle school. That was me. FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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