About G97Alex : I like waffles.
I'm Mexican, and I'm also part Spanish, German and Austrian. I'm agnostic as well.
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G97Alex's favorite FMLs
Today, after returning to the UK from my Australian holiday, I was fired from my job for no reason. My boss told me he'd waited till I'd returned to do it. I could have stayed in Australia with my mates traveling for a year if I had been fired before I left. I'm sure he did it on purpose. FML
by Anonymous / 12/14/2011 at 11:53am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Holidays
Today, I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars for charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door, shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up, called me a "bell end", threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in my face. FML
by firemansam / 12/12/2011 at 6:36am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Miscellaneous
by smurfisurfer1 / 12/12/2011 at 2:44am / United States (Kansas) / Love
by lucas / 12/12/2011 at 1:38am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by brokedick / 12/12/2011 at 1:23am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/12/2011 at 1:00am / United States / Love
by tishihish / 12/12/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by PunkChik27 / 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
by stinky / 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 10:33pm / United States / Love
Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
by wow / 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 8:16pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health
by anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 7:01pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
- Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse… Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing… Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis…