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Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 10:20am - love - by NinjaWafflesx (woman) - United States
Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)
Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by rattlingfloorboards (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 12:00am - love - by scribbles1475 (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 9:46pm - money - by kittyslayer (man) - United States
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by dumped (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm - work - by sharon (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, after returning to the UK from my Australian holiday, I was fired from my job for no reason. My boss told me he'd waited till I'd returned to do it. I could have stayed in Australia with my mates traveling for a year if I had been fired before I left. I'm sure he did it on purpose. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 11:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars for charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door, shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up, called me a "bell end", threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in my face. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by firemansam - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 2:44am - love - by smurfisurfer1 - United States (Kansas)
Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 1:23am - intimacy - by brokedick (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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