About G97Alex : I like waffles.
I'm Mexican, and I'm also part Spanish, German and Austrian. I'm agnostic as well.
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About G97Alex : I like waffles.
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G97Alex's favorite FMLs
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
by DocBastard / 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Kids
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
by anonymous / 12/16/2011 at 9:06pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML
by Anonymous / 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
by 2285morgan / 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 12:26pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 10:49am / United States (Wyoming) / Money
by NinjaWafflesx / 12/15/2011 at 10:20am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 2:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Username / 12/15/2011 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
by rattlingfloorboards / 12/15/2011 at 12:09am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by scribbles1475 / 12/15/2011 at 12:00am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by kittyslayer / 12/14/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Holidays
by Anonymous / 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by dumped / 12/14/2011 at 6:00pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML
by sharon / 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of…