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G97Alex

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 29969
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About G97Alex : I like waffles.
I'm Mexican, and I'm also part Spanish, German and Austrian. I'm agnostic as well.

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Visits<b>refticon</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 11:33am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 7:46am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 1:31pm<b>VivaLaColdplay</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 1:05am<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 9:29pm<b>pizzaturless</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:43pm<b>PSYqualiac</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 12:33am<b>patriot7</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 12:31pm<b>RawrImaDragon</b> - the 08/20/2013 at 1:20pm<b>xALEXx</b> - the 05/04/2013 at 12:10am<b>nightflyer99</b> - the 04/29/2013 at 6:44pm<b>not_a_robot</b> - the 03/25/2013 at 7:57pm<b>karlcolt45</b> - the 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm<b>CloudEnvy</b> - the 03/25/2013 at 2:21pm<b>hippo1234</b> - the 03/24/2013 at 8:53pm<b>Supergirl1988</b> - the 03/24/2013 at 7:24pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 09/08/2012 at 1:38am<b>youtubetre</b> - the 05/19/2012 at 5:41am

Fucked!<b>refticon</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 4:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 1:46pm

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G97Alex's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

by BGood / 12/21/2011 at 11:30am / United States / Love

Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML

by Derpina / 12/21/2011 at 10:33am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML

by cmolloy / 12/21/2011 at 9:40am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

by sigh / 12/21/2011 at 7:39am / United States / Transportation

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

by Nicki / 12/21/2011 at 7:30am / Canada / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

by tarynfaye / 12/21/2011 at 6:28am / United States / Love

Today, I was wanking and started thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 1:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

Today, my separation anxiety got so intense, I found myself smelling my boyfriend's pillow. FML

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

by bathtime / 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

by Thomas / 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

by tommy / 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

by espylone / 12/17/2011 at 10:42am / France / Kids

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

by SuperCoolGurl / 12/17/2011 at 8:30am / Australia / Geek

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

by MikeNick / 12/17/2011 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

by Anonymous / 12/17/2011 at 2:47am / Miscellaneous