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Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my separation anxiety got so intense, I found myself smelling my boyfriend's pillow. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 12:12am - love - by 409sPoisonGirl - Australia
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm - love - by tommy - United States (Georgia)
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
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Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
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On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia
Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States
Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
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Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm - kids - by DocBastard (man) - Reserved
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 10:49am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)
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