About G97Alex : I like waffles.
I'm Mexican, and I'm also part Spanish, German and Austrian. I'm agnostic as well.
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by Anna / 01/06/2012 at 6:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Love
by plantfood / 01/06/2012 at 12:47am / United States / Transportation
Today, I have to choose between getting a cellphone contract that I need, or a TV that I don't even want, but which my flatmates insist I contribute towards. The same flatmates who eat all my food. This increased grocery bill has left me unable to afford either the phone or TV. FML
by WTF / 12/30/2011 at 2:10am / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML
by wellthatsawkward / 12/30/2011 at 1:35am / United States (Utah) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML
by digressions / 12/29/2011 at 2:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by tickle spunk / 12/29/2011 at 1:39pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by OH COME ON / 12/29/2011 at 10:48am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
by dontpeeonmenxtime / 12/29/2011 at 9:51am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by nolife / 12/29/2011 at 7:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Girl-of-very-little-brain / 12/29/2011 at 7:01am / Canada / Health
Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
by Grossed Out / 12/29/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Snurkles McGree / 12/29/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by garfield749 / 12/29/2011 at 12:53am / United States / Health
- Today, the first guy I have ever loved wants to be in a relationship with me. I'm ecstatic! Too bad… Today at work, an old woman saw my picture of my son felt the need to come tell me what to do. I am… Today, 4 guys came to the house I'm staying at to threaten me with crowbars. Why? Because 5 years…