About G97Alex : I like waffles.
I'm Mexican, and I'm also part Spanish, German and Austrian. I'm agnostic as well.
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by Mary / 12/04/2011 at 5:47pm / United States / Love
by wowthatwould / 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 8:01am / United States / Intimacy
by lifesucksbigtimefuys / 12/04/2011 at 3:36am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
by D / 12/04/2011 at 2:46am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by aninnocentonlooker / 12/04/2011 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by sugarbeet / 12/03/2011 at 8:39pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by drummahboi99 / 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm / United States / Kids
Today, while I was putting up Christmas lights, my younger brother wouldn't stop pestering me. It seems he hadn't forgotten the time I gave myself an electric shock last year, and he wanted to see if I'd do it again. FML
by Anonymous / 12/03/2011 at 1:11pm / United States / Kids
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
by perenoel / 12/03/2011 at 11:24am / France / Kids
Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML
by djkimmaz / 12/03/2011 at 6:23am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…