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Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Sal (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by brittrod - United States
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 5:47pm - love - by Mary - United States
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by wowthatwould (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend". Worst part? I said yes. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 3:36am - love - by lifesucksbigtimefuys - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by D (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
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