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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13839
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About G97Alex : I like waffles.
I'm Mexican, and I'm also part Spanish, German and Austrian. I'm agnostic as well.

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Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

#18439868
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24644) - you deserved it (4980)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

#18438715
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18620) - you deserved it (17287)

On 12/05/2011 at 7:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

#18437830
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27712) - you deserved it (2175)

On 12/05/2011 at 5:30pm - money - by Poor Student - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at university I was tearing off some "Help Japan" posters off the wall, figuring that they have been up for a while. Just as a group of visiting Japanese reporters passed by. FML

Today, my girlfriend's response to my question about where our relationship was going was, "Let me check what my Celtic Runes have to say about it." FML

#18434296
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20321) - you deserved it (3501)

On 12/05/2011 at 3:05am - love - by me - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was fired from my job on account of "sexual harassment" toward female employees. The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massages when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift, and complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down. FML

#18434138
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25829) - you deserved it (36131)

On 12/05/2011 at 2:22am - intimacy - by LucklessNiceGuy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

#18434015
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23880) - you deserved it (2075)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Sal (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

#18433688
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25982) - you deserved it (8423)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14260) - you deserved it (43776)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

#18433166
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41792) - you deserved it (10848)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML

#18431842
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7904) - you deserved it (65554)

On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

#18430652
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41023) - you deserved it (16582)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

#18430491
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24654) - you deserved it (2928)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by brittrod - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

#18430180
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6510) - you deserved it (42619)

On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

#18429716
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43753) - you deserved it (2973)

On 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)



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