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Fuzzfoot
  • Town/Country : Poconos, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 November 1981 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 377
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Fuzzfoot : I\\\'m rad.

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML

#14353887
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8201) - you deserved it (91055)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML

#14350386
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29583) - you deserved it (6081)

On 12/26/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by cloud7 -

Today, I missed work because I was at the hospital getting treated for accidentally inhaling chlorine gas. I didn't realize that using Comet Industrial Strength Cleanser to scrub out a cat litter pan could be so hazardous. FML

#14189532
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8420) - you deserved it (19863)

On 12/13/2010 at 10:27am - health - by lakb -

Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML

#14149224
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11079) - you deserved it (35201)

On 12/10/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by 479firefighter -

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Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

#14143329
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31598) - you deserved it (4806)

On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

#14142147
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23076) - you deserved it (9609)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by katy (woman) - United States (Texas)



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