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  • Birth Date : Friday 13 November 1981 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 426
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML

#14353887
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9408) - you deserved it (98913)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML

#14350386
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30825) - you deserved it (6222)

On 12/26/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by cloud7 -

Today, I missed work because I was at the hospital getting treated for accidentally inhaling chlorine gas. I didn't realize that using Comet Industrial Strength Cleanser to scrub out a cat litter pan could be so hazardous. FML

#14189532
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9213) - you deserved it (21584)

On 12/13/2010 at 10:27am - health - by lakb -

Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML

#14149224
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12069) - you deserved it (36791)

On 12/10/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by 479firefighter -

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Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

#14143329
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33466) - you deserved it (4979)

On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

#14142147
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26807) - you deserved it (10327)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by katy (woman) - United States (Texas)



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