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FutureMatty

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FutureMatty

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 649
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About FutureMatty : Well what can I say .. ? I'm a guy whose obsessed with Computers & anything technology related, I like playing games, relaxing and watching Movies .. Wanna get to know me better ? PM me or something :)

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Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46292) - you deserved it (8711)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

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On 04/04/2013 at 4:07pm - misc - by me (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37011) - you deserved it (4074)

On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)



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