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FutileResistance
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 299
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FutileResistance : I'm a young woman from California who currently works as a security officer and EMT. As a result... I see a lot of stupid people doing a lot of stupid things. There's no cap to the amount of retarded things people can say and do.

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

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