About Futileresistance

I'm a young woman from California who currently works as a security officer and EMT. As a result... I see a lot of stupid people doing a lot of stupid things. There's no cap to the amount of retarded things people can say and do.

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Futileresistance's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    13%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    2%
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