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Funkyinky
  • Town/Country : Farm, Ville
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 August 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1737
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
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On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

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On 12/22/2008 at 6:54am - love - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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