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Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
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On 03/10/2009 at 11:53am - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
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On 03/10/2009 at 12:20am - love - by nononame (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I decided to lighten my hair. I applied the dye and waited 20 minutes. When I went to wash the dye out, the water wouldn't turn on. After my head started to burn, I called the landlord in a panic. Turns out there was a water main break and the entire city block doesn't have water. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 12:23pm - misc - by NowABlonde (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML
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On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML
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On 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - kids - by Fat Dad (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 4:58pm - animals - by frenchpop1960 (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I got my boyfriend a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said "Do I have to bring you?" FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by sarahhh (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with "Who the hell are you?" FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:59am - misc - by ADD (man) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)
Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)
Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by notpreggers (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 6:48am - love - by jeesh - United States (New York)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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