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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 August 1987 (27 years)
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Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

#196936
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50050) - you deserved it (39513)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - kids - by Fat Dad (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

#135663
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22482) - you deserved it (35168)

On 02/25/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20937) - you deserved it (37567)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

#115148
24 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 4:58pm - animals - by frenchpop1960 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
210 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got my boyfriend a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said "Do I have to bring you?" FML

#37272
35 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by sarahhh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with "Who the hell are you?" FML

#24685
18 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 9:59am - misc - by ADD (man) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

#24019
87 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

#19088
39 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML

#13891
29 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by notpreggers (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

#3992
128 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 6:48am - love - by jeesh - United States (New York)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31622) - you deserved it (4390)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

#2823
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7019) - you deserved it (42617)

On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26207) - you deserved it (3782)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

#572
38 comments

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