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FuKcMee

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 633
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FuKcMee : call me the crazy canadian --> can follow my stuff on funny joke app, Crazy Canadian

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Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML

#21177356
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24172) - you deserved it (42576)

On 06/16/2014 at 10:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50853) - you deserved it (7130)

On 05/31/2014 at 5:30pm - kids - by idiot says "you raised him" (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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Today, my friend saw a stamp on my hand and asked me which club I had gone to last night. I was so desperate to seem cool that I lied, instead of admitting it was actually from a children's play group that I took my kids to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32630) - you deserved it (8041)

On 04/05/2014 at 6:05pm - kids - by lamemom - Canada (New Brunswick)



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