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FuKcMee

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 748
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FuKcMee : call me the crazy canadian --> can follow my stuff on funny joke app, Crazy Canadian

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Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26789) - you deserved it (6648)

On 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm - work - by driven_crazy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24209) - you deserved it (42673)

On 06/16/2014 at 10:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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