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FuKcMee

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FuKcMee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 807
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FuKcMee : call me the crazy canadian --> can follow my stuff on funny joke app, Crazy Canadian

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FuKcMee's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

#21354562
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31386) - you deserved it (2751)

On 02/12/2015 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Mkimmi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML

#21346806
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29048) - you deserved it (1948)

On 01/30/2015 at 1:11pm - misc - by lonesomegal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called asking about a job I interviewed for 3 weeks ago. It's a scummy call center where known drug addicts work. They told me I wasn't getting the job. I guess my high school diploma and being drug-free makes me not good enough to work there. FML

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML

#21316246
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27992) - you deserved it (6810)

On 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm - work - by driven_crazy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML

#21177356
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25010) - you deserved it (44085)

On 06/16/2014 at 10:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

#21145062
193 comments


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