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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 915
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FuKcMee : one crazy canadian with a pasion for my trade.

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FuKcMee's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24185) - you deserved it (4225)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML


I agree, your life sucks (21426) - you deserved it (2885)

On 07/11/2015 at 8:44am - misc - by annoyedgf -

Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26702) - you deserved it (19509)

On 04/15/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML

Today, my family checked into a hotel for spring break. The first thing my brother did was steal all the bars of soap and bottles of shampoo. He's now guarding them, and hissing at anyone that tries to take them. I just want to take a shower. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27021) - you deserved it (2505)

On 04/11/2015 at 11:05pm - kids - by ShampooThief - United States

Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29950) - you deserved it (2205)

On 01/30/2015 at 1:11pm - misc - by lonesomegal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called asking about a job I interviewed for 3 weeks ago. It's a scummy call center where known drug addicts work. They told me I wasn't getting the job. I guess my high school diploma and being drug-free makes me not good enough to work there. FML

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29372) - you deserved it (7334)

On 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm - work - by driven_crazy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25074) - you deserved it (44180)

On 06/16/2014 at 10:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML


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