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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML
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On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)
Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML
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On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML
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On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
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On 07/02/2010 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Tim (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't mine. FML
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On 07/01/2010 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by slut (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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On 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 5:47am - love - by uuuuugh (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
Today, waiting for the bus, this creepy guy in the terminal kept staring at me. Feeling creeped out, I started walking, knowing I could pick up the bus down the street. When the bus drove up, it was almost completely full and the only open seat was next to the creepy dude from the bus station. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 11:54pm - misc - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Somessedup (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to ruin my innocence. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 12:13am - intimacy - by Magnus_the_Red (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each others company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)
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