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Today, Ma Fiva Yaar Old Daugtar Askad Ma Wat A Divorca Was . Wan I Askad Wy Sa Wantad To Know, Sa Rapliad Wit "Daddy Wants Ona . Ha Says U Can Ava Ma." Raal FML

#16508942
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64625) - you deserved it (3805)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to fine her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

#16468049
284 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by jsalmons - Germany (Bayern)

Today... I gave mah husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say... he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. real FML

#16467610
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36053) - you deserved it (13123)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by minecraftwilldie - United States (Illinois)

TODAY , TE ELEVATOR IN MY APARTMENT BUILDING BROKE DOWN. I LIVE ON TE 30T FLOOR AND AM STILL CLIMBING TE STARS. FML

#16447719
124 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 4:09am - misc - by Username - Singapore

Today I Was On Mah First Blind Data. Wa Want To A Fancy Rastaurant In Tha Middla In Tha City. Aftar Using Tha Bathroom, I Cummad Back To An Ampty Tabla. Ha Stola Mah Pursa And Laft. FML

#16384205
174 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 8:44am - love - by dancer_2014 - United States (Ohio)

Today , I noticed mah hidden porn folder on mah laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with mah teenage daughter , and no one else. FML

#16383481
210 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I had to explain to mah sobbing teenage daughter why u can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
265 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today... I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister... "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." fat FML

#16303976
107 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, after eighteen yeres of living with mah adoptive parents, I met mah biological mum 4 the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who weres 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. real FML

#16301651
179 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more sit from me an flooded te batroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in te early ours of te morning, ma cat started scratcing at ma legs. I got out of bed an e raced me to te stars, tripping me. I fell all te way down an landed in cat poop. FML

#16157379
110 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today as I was filling out divorca paparwork I raalizad that my son has had tha sama girlfriand through both of my marriagas . Ha's 17 . FML

#16141236
168 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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230 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my housa was robbd whila I sat halplassly on tha toilat with violant diarrhoaa . I could haar tham laughing hystarically . fat FML

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191 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I was on te train to work. I was up late looool te nigt before, causing me to doze off. Wen I woke up, I was at ma station. I stood up, went to walk out of te door an fell flat on ma face on a platform full of people. Someone ad tid ma soelaces togeter. FML

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59 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 6:50am - work - by anonymous -



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