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Fruhling's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31709) - you deserved it (5377)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

#16968738
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30844) - you deserved it (3558)

On 07/04/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by monquiqui (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40976) - you deserved it (5810)

On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46301) - you deserved it (4867)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40007) - you deserved it (2697)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61514) - you deserved it (7539)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55313) - you deserved it (7134)

On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

#16862726
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46219) - you deserved it (10192)

On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37471) - you deserved it (4073)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

#16844513
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39808) - you deserved it (17172)

On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

#16800264
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34713) - you deserved it (4935)

On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41664) - you deserved it (4596)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

#16599837
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49349) - you deserved it (6456)

On 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm - love - by sherryberry2013 - United States

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51746) - you deserved it (7490)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42227) - you deserved it (8336)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)



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