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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm - health - by deeenalynn - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain
Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States
Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 10:52am - misc - by siighh - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States
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