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Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 7:00am - love - by Baconcook3000 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38320) - you deserved it (1938)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States



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