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FrostyKittens's favorite FMLs
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
by Soulara89 / 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Health
by Katthebamf / 09/28/2014 at 10:25am / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Transportation
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2014 at 1:16am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by oh my fucking god / 07/10/2014 at 9:34am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I asked my 7-year-old daughter what job she would like when she grows up. She calmly replied that she wouldn't have one; she'd just bring her husband round to my place and steal food from me. FML
by taintedlover / 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML
by belljars / 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by are you kidding me? / 03/10/2014 at 4:22am / United Kingdom (Ealing) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 1:26am / United States (New York) / Love
by Well this Is Awkward / 12/17/2013 at 3:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by HaedLei / 11/26/2013 at 7:17am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 6:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by swana99 / 09/04/2013 at 4:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
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