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Today, I walked in on ma boyfriend getting it on wit te neigbour's daugter!! As soon as e saw me, e started singing 'It Wasn't Me by Saggy, completely naked, still sitting wit te girl!! FML

#4933603
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56108) - you deserved it (4494)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
202 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday , I was at a clothing store. I trid on a dress , but decidd it was too much 4 me. Taking it off , I realize mah hair was tangld in the big security button. The employee had to bring me to the front of the store , lay me on the counter , an take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

#4483949
53 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by ForeverEmbarrassed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs an pink bedding to go with mah babby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118
391 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was downtown wit ma boyfriend around Noon wen we walkd past a few guys wo soutd out to me ( You're te most beautiful girl we've seen all day )!! My boyfriend's response was ( It's still early!! ) big fat FML

#4156114
86 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by epicc1584 - United States (Maryland) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I trid to break up with mah boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
329 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticd a few guys behind me staring at me. I figurd they were checking me out because I was loosing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

#3912171
135 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 7:31pm - misc - by fatgirl4 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I accidentally droppd mah birth control pill on the floor and mah dog ate looool it !! The good news is, I startld her and she spit it right out !! The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in mah dog's mouth !! FML

#3559417
227 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 5:29pm - animals - by ssnickel - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decidd to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

#2991073
190 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by OompaLoompa (woman) - United Kingdom

yesterday it was my 18th brthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, fir as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

#2935606
177 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 7:14am - misc - by BirthdayTeeth - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND DUMPD ME AND LEFT ME WIT TE RESPONSIBILITY OF TE TURTLE TAT I NEVER WANTD BUT SE INSISTD WE BUY "TOGETER." A LITTLE BIT OF RESEARC AS REVEALD TAT ANDRE WILL LIVE FOR "AT LEAST 30 YEARS." FML

#2911637
343 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today , mah crush cummad to mah housa to watch movias with ma!! Wa wara sitting on tha couchhan ha turnad to ma and said that ha had had a draam about ma tha night bafora!! I movad in to kiss him , thinking ha likad ma!! Ha than addad that I had fallan of a cliff and ha had pissad himsalf laughing!! fat FML

#2853235
98 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 7:01am - love - by Mojo_Jojo (woman) - China (Beijing)

Taday mah boyfriend of 4 yeres proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting mah confirmation that we were engaged. FML

#2713255
308 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 6:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

TODAY, I HAD A 3RD DATE WITH A GREAT GUY. OVER DINNER, HE TOLD ME THAT HE WANTED TO SEE MORE OF ME. WHEN I AGREED, HE PULLED OUT HIS SCHEDULE BOOK AND STARTED TO TELL ME HE WAS DATING 5 OTHER WOMEN BESIDES ME. HE THEN TOLD ME WAT WEEK IN THE ( ROTATION ) WOULD BE MINE. HE WASN'T KIDDING. FML

#2624413
283 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by shescomfortablynumb (woman) - United States (Florida)



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