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Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Pinkie (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 5:28am - health - by LH0026 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may be my boss. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 2:05am - work - by - Moved Across the Country (man) - United States (California)
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was peeing, and I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside I got a new look. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by en3rg1zer21 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)
Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 7:19pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)
Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 9:47pm - work - by t2t2sync - United States (New York)
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 10:52am - health - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States
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