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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5405
  • Number of comments : 278
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Friaza : I'm a games programmer who practices martial arts (Mostly boxing and kick boxing). I like to play games (mostly the ones I make), read/draw manga and watch anime.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Friaza's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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