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Friaza
  • Town/Country : Paisley, Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2964
  • Number of comments : 276
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Friaza : I'm a games programmare who practices martial arts (Mostly boxing and kick boxing). I like to play games (mostly the ones I make), read/draw manga and watch anime.

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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