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Friaza

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Friaza

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4739
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Friaza : I'm a games programmer who practices martial arts (Mostly boxing and kick boxing). I like to play games (mostly the ones I make), read/draw manga and watch anime.

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Friaza's favorite FMLs

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248359) - you deserved it (32348)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

#503348
897 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62515) - you deserved it (646402)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (682621) - you deserved it (458089)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73979) - you deserved it (759072)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1194232) - you deserved it (126800)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

#142104
981 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77868) - you deserved it (440984)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
765 comments

I agree, your life sucks (799246) - you deserved it (83490)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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