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Friaza
  • Town/Country : Paisley, Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 July 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2022
  • Number of comments : 274
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Friaza : I'm a games programmare who practices martial arts (Mostly boxing and kick boxing). I like to play games (mostly the ones I make), read/draw manga and watch anime.

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Friaza's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML

#17207535
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11316) - you deserved it (31783)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

#17201807
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28168) - you deserved it (9043)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by dullstuff (man) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28136) - you deserved it (6462)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28136) - you deserved it (6462)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell and hit my head on the faucet. FML

#17173015
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24211) - you deserved it (3390)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:33am - health - by MAWZ (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52684) - you deserved it (4294)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

#17162768
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22186) - you deserved it (2809)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm - health - by deeenalynn - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

#17162129
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31996) - you deserved it (4367)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

#17161191
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28852) - you deserved it (2730)

On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

#17150895
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23356) - you deserved it (3750)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:59pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

#17140359
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27640) - you deserved it (2083)

On 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm - health - by imobesejk (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

#17140315
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22211) - you deserved it (2413)

On 07/16/2011 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

#17139363
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21582) - you deserved it (10546)

On 07/16/2011 at 6:52pm - health - by adamclmns (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

#17122126
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11425) - you deserved it (16158)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

#17121994
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21033) - you deserved it (3601)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States



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