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Friaza

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 July 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6072
  • Number of comments : 278
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Friaza : I'm a games programmer who practices martial arts (Mostly boxing and kick boxing). I like to play games (mostly the ones I make), read/draw manga and watch anime.

P.S if you ever post an FML, make sure it has good grammar and spelling then double check it once you've finished writing, because it's a shame having to reject potential FML.

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Friaza's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

by googlefreak54321 / 07/25/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Mississippi) / Love

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

by handyman13 / 07/25/2011 at 1:43am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

by sisi9999 / 07/25/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Georgia) / Health

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It will be good for her." FML

by allycat / 07/24/2011 at 11:26pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

by ugly / 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

by 88_OP / 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Holidays

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

by Anonymous / 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

by cadillacfrank / 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

by Anonymous / 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

by Lonely / 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML

by oouchh / 07/24/2011 at 8:22am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Love

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

by painful / 07/24/2011 at 4:55am / Norway (Akershus) / Transportation

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

by Men '86 / 07/24/2011 at 2:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

by Username / 07/24/2011 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Health

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

by iwantmoney / 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Money