Friaza

Search for a member

Offline (the 08/14/2015 at 6:13am)

Friaza

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 July 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6526
  • Number of comments : 278
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Friaza : I'm a games programmer who practices martial arts (Mostly boxing and kick boxing). I like to play games (mostly the ones I make), read/draw manga and watch anime.

P.S if you ever post an FML, make sure it has good grammar and spelling then double check it once you've finished writing, because it's a shame having to reject potential FML.

Friaza's page activity

Visits<b>sazarra</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 10:24pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 6:45pm<b>liyate</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 2:46am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 12:45pm<b>bolee997</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 7:55pm<b>IAm123</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:36pm<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 4:09am<b>am1717</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 5:07pm<b>rinzlerkitty94</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 6:05pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 10:54pm<b>CamBamShamDaMan</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:21pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 9:20pm<b>FredMath</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:56pm<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 5:00am<b>Tractor_Bait</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 10:05pm<b>LetsGetFreaky</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 4:07pm<b>maydayyparade</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 9:22am<b>shadesofcool</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 3:55am

Fucked!<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 12:34am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 6:45pm<b>Joaquin64</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 7:40am

Friaza's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Facebook

Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

See all of Friaza's badges

Friaza's favorite FMLs

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

by Holy Testacles / 10/17/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

by buiuuum / 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids

Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

by kelsjenks / 07/27/2011 at 9:50am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was going to a talent show. On the way there, my car broke down, I lost my keys and managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there and waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by and said, "Show is tomorrow, lady." FML

by lizzie / 07/27/2011 at 9:30am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

by CarrieRedburn / 07/27/2011 at 4:09am / United States (Indiana) / Animals

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

by SallyGeen / 07/27/2011 at 3:23am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy

Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML

by :( / 07/27/2011 at 12:50am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

by talwin / 07/27/2011 at 12:05am / Reserved / Money

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML

by anon / 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm / Israel / Miscellaneous

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML

by slappedright / 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

by smokin / 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

by badbride / 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

by frankkathy / 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

by crotchshothottie / 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

by ceetee / 07/26/2011 at 9:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation