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Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm - kids - by buiuuum - United States (Michigan)
Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was going to a talent show. On the way there, my car broke down, I lost my keys and managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there and waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by and said, "Show is tomorrow, lady." FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by lizzie - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 4:09am - animals - by CarrieRedburn (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by :( - United States (Illinois)
Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved
Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML
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Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm - kids - by slappedright (woman) - United States (California)
Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)
Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States
Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
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