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FreakenJewtastic
  • Town/Country : The Shire, Canada (Middle Earth)
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 412
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About FreakenJewtastic : Call me Megan. 

I am an underaged Vulcan Hobbit Know-it-All Jewish Bitch. 


I draw, just not well. 
I troll, alot. 
Im a bitch, to everyone. 
You either love me, or hate me.
I'm fine with both to be honest.
My first name? It's unpronounceable to humans.
See what I did there? No you didn't. If you did, message me, because you're my new best friend.
Don't like me? Don't care. 
Have fun.

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Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38400) - you deserved it (3846)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34143) - you deserved it (5081)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24767) - you deserved it (2452)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20694) - you deserved it (3365)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML

#17370031
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22333) - you deserved it (2474)

On 08/04/2011 at 7:19pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

#16882947
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9388) - you deserved it (42592)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

#4201501
298 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 4:15am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we went up for visitor's day for my son's Jewish summer camp. We don't keep kosher, but most of his fellow campers do. When we went around in the circle saying our favorite foods, he said, "my mom makes the best pork chops." We got dirty looks for the rest of the day. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33084) - you deserved it (11015)

On 07/16/2009 at 11:02am - kids - by porkeater (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

#70585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48143) - you deserved it (10918)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by authentic (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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