About Freakenjewtastic
Call me Megan.  I am an underaged Vulcan Hobbit Know-it-All Jewish Bitch.  I draw, just not well.  I troll, alot.  Im a bitch, to everyone.  You either love me, or hate me. I'm fine with both to be honest. My first name? It's unpronounceable to humans. See what I did there? No you didn't. If you did, message me, because you're my new best friend. Don't like me? Don't care.  Have fun.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Freakenjewtastic's favorite FMLs

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

By authentic - / Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:20 / United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

By May / Sunday 4 September 2011 04:08 / United States

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 12 August 2011 10:40 / Australia

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

By MissArizona - / Monday 8 August 2011 14:12 / United States

Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 4 August 2011 23:19 / United States