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FranzFerdinand

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 866
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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FranzFerdinand's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

#20918730
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23257) - you deserved it (87338)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

#20037281
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7603) - you deserved it (78631)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML

#19734660
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32983) - you deserved it (6523)

On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

#18568615
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20436) - you deserved it (30650)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Nicki (woman) - Canada

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36677) - you deserved it (3416)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML

#17892959
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40328) - you deserved it (4450)

On 10/03/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Kayt (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML

#17683604
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (2708)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

#17233165
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45727) - you deserved it (5916) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39952) - you deserved it (6336)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51160) - you deserved it (9797)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11996) - you deserved it (41937)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

#14716778
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36408) - you deserved it (3643)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35446) - you deserved it (30249)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50254) - you deserved it (14525)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

#6842444
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44369) - you deserved it (3542)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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