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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    54%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    64%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    54%
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Franzferdinand's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

By frenchy - / Friday 6 February 2009 00:55 / United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

By not getting laid / Sunday 13 October 2013 14:38 / United States - San Antonio

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

By TheBeautifulOne - / Thursday 23 August 2012 13:42 / United Kingdom - Ayr

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML

By BooBabe - / Monday 4 June 2012 23:50 / United States - Denver

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

By Nicki - / Wednesday 21 December 2011 12:30 / Canada