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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 268
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About FrankensteinxX : Call Of Duty is more then just a game; It's a lifestyle.
And me, I'm bout that life.

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Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94800) - you deserved it (20005)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68361) - you deserved it (26247)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96346) - you deserved it (19042)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46901) - you deserved it (11887)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)



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