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by Anonymous / 05/29/2013 at 3:17am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/08/2013 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/01/2013 at 11:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML
by anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Gurior / 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm / Canada / Intimacy
by lonely / 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm / United States / Love
by ironies a b*tch / 04/13/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm, he pulled away and said that my vagina is like a mask and that he feels like Bane from Batman. He's been talking in a Bane voice to my vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2013 at 11:34am / United States / Intimacy
by confusedcatlover / 04/06/2013 at 7:42am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by madiison09 / 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
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