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  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 February 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 241
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

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FlyingWhisps's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

#18508459
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13238) - you deserved it (29240)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9616) - you deserved it (25466)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

#18342108
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27749) - you deserved it (2382)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28250) - you deserved it (3696)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27558) - you deserved it (2258)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, I tried to teach my dog tricks. Somehow, I thought it would be easier if I physically showed my dog how to roll, so I rolled on the floor in front of my dog. My sister recorded me and posted it on Facebook. Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot and my dog still can't roll. FML

#18324094
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15334) - you deserved it (20416)

On 11/23/2011 at 3:19am - animals - by bonertoolong - United States (Texas)

Today, when drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposed to be fun. FML

#18323585
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22868) - you deserved it (9028)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

#18316587
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25314) - you deserved it (2836)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:53pm - health - by haileyjunkin -

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

#18315280
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28483) - you deserved it (5212)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:22am - health - by ughh (woman) - United States



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