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FluxPavilion
  • Town/Country : Denmark
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Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35533) - you deserved it (8747)

On 04/29/2013 at 3:08am - intimacy - by unforgettablee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on a plane returning to University, and I decided to shut my eyes. I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to find I couldn't move at all. I was in sleep paralysis. The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat. FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19189) - you deserved it (1202)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a plane returning to University, and I decided to shut my eyes. I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to find I couldn't move at all. I was in sleep paralysis. The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat. FML

#20090890
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19189) - you deserved it (1202)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML

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49 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 11:52am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

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112 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML

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213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49022) - you deserved it (3159)

On 06/15/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by rukus (man) - Canada



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