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  • Number of visits : 51
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FlubbaBubba : Stalker, stop stalking me T_T

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Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22343) - you deserved it (32549)

On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34400) - you deserved it (1986)

On 04/06/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, while working at a porn store, a group of six people tried to return used toys and penis pumps. Even though you can't return any items, it's still an unfortunately common occurrence. The semen in these particular toys, however, is not. All of them began shouting at me for not refunding them. FML

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On 04/01/2013 at 7:57am - intimacy - by ohgodwhyyoufreaks (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was outside at a café and looked at my phone. When I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31806) - you deserved it (2236)

On 03/17/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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