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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 December 1997 (17 years)
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About Flippier999 : Major nerd who likes anime, a few video games, and League of Legends. When I'm not doing all the crazy things people my age do, I come here to see all the wacky shit that happens to other people. Ok, bye!

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Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22216) - you deserved it (2920)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by stillhungry - United States (California)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32652) - you deserved it (3046)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27893) - you deserved it (1967)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML


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On 12/20/2009 at 7:58am - love - by Surfinbird09 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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