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Flippier999

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Flippier999

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 557
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Flippier999 : I'm a huge queer.

Flippier999's page activity

Visits<b>Krystal3408</b> - 33 minutes ago<b>NotLemon</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:49am<b>darrend1196</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:22am<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:41am<b>ballerina2015</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:59pm<b>Weiss_Schnee</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:56am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 5:09pm<b>Sheldon76</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:12am<b>AngelOf_Darkness</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 12:12pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 7:17pm<b>arasx0</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 3:08pm<b>blade9502</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 10:11am<b>Averyniceperson</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 7:26pm<b>danm_1</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 3:42am<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 10:27pm<b>abNormal62</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 5:27pm<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:36am<b>vikky538</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 9:44am

Fucked!<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 7:41am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 1:18am<b>Averyniceperson</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 12:26am<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:36pm

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Flippier999's favorite FMLs

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32584) - you deserved it (3037)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27832) - you deserved it (1963)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)



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