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Flippier999
  • Town/Country : Washington, District of Columbia, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 December 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 329
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Flippier999 : Oh hi, random person who has decided to read about me. I am Flippier999 (Flip) and I go on here to post comments... and possibly FML's.

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Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26393) - you deserved it (1849)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)



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