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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 557
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Flippier999 : I'm a huge queer.

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Flippier999's favorite FMLs

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32584) - you deserved it (3037)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27832) - you deserved it (1963)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)

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