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Flippier999
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 December 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1058
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Flippier999 : Major nerd who likes anime, a few video games, and League of Legends. When I'm not doing all the crazy things people my age do, I come here to see all the wacky shit that happens to other people. Ok, bye!

Flippier999's page activity

Visits<b>BlueBaronBitch</b> - yesterday at 1:25pm<b>hellphone</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 11:39am<b>sturschaedel</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 1:21pm<b>leigh_xx</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 10:55pm<b>Niz_DD</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 8:31pm<b>IntrepidPig</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 1:33pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 10:15am<b>gmian</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 6:26am<b>Lacalema</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 2:13am<b>sof5047</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 7:37pm<b>MissEris</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 4:02pm<b>LuckBeNimble</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 3:00pm<b>davidpropert</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 2:26pm<b>aiw14</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 1:25am<b>anarchymaniac</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 6:34am<b>The_Avatar</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 9:54am<b>Notimetobleed</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 9:23pm<b>helptheorphans</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 3:30pm

Fucked!<b>sturschaedel</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 7:21pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 4:13pm<b>MissEris</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 10:02pm<b>davidpropert</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 8:26pm<b>The_Avatar</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 3:54pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 5:51am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 12:39pm<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 7:41am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 1:18am<b>Averyniceperson</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 12:26am<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:36pm

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Flippier999's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML

by mini matthylde / 11/19/2015 at 4:57am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML

by Anonymous / 11/06/2015 at 4:23pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

by stillhungry / 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

by ThatSlappinBass / 04/17/2015 at 10:00pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML

by Crazy cat lady / 04/10/2015 at 11:20am / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

by killme / 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

by hinting / 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML

by kait / 11/29/2011 at 12:34am / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

by Surfinbird09 / 12/20/2009 at 7:58am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Love